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Once again, the Linden gods have farted in my general direction and will not let me post the events for this Thursday's Grand Opening at Midnight Lotus :-(

Anyway, dear readers, here is the announcement that was sent out via Group Notice earlier today via the good Madame Kuramoto herself:

SAVE THE DATE! Midnight Lotus celebrates the opening of its new sim all day Thursday, August 21!

We have dj's playing at our Tantra Lounge at 10am, 12pm, 4pm and 6pm, and a 7Seas fishing contest by the beach at 2pm.

Come down, bring friends! We will have prizes and surprises. If you haven't been to the new sim, you should visit as we now have a lot more area to play in!

Remember that Midnight Lotus is a clothing optional resort so feel free to leave your clothes and inhibitions at the door! Enjoy!

Here is the schedule of events:
10am-12pm SLT: "Best in Bellydance with DJ Terry Stilman!" Come listen to the sexy, ethereal mix of arabic dance and trance music. So put on your sexiest bellydance outfit, your favorite silks, or whatever, and come compete for the L$500 prize! This event will be held in the Tantra Lounge.

Noon-2pm SLT: "Best in Tats with DJ Natallya Ares!" Don your most creative tats! You know, the ones that you love so much because they adorn your bod so nicely? ;-) L$500 to the winner! This will be held in the Tantra Lounge.

2-4pm SLT will be the 7Seas Tournament, so be sure to grab your rod (no, not *that* rod, the *other* one!) and compete in three contests. Cash prizes for the winners! No worries if you do not have a 7Seas fishing pole, one can be obtained from the Gear Vendor on the sim. At Midnight Lotus on the Beach.

4-6pm SLT: "Best in Leather or Lycra with DJ Hy Gynoid!" Yes, we're giving you the option here ;-) L$500 to the, um, *shiniest*!

6-8pm SLT: "Best in Arrrr! with DJ GoSpeed Racer!" It's a pyrate contest! A booty of L$500 to the best-lookin' in piratical wear! Dig out your hook, peg leg, boots, parrot (I hope you've been feeding him!) This will also be held in the Tantra Lounge.

As you can see, there's a lot going on that day. It's gonna be very busy and fun, and we hope to see you all there. :) You don't have to be a member of the group to come on out and enjoy the day :-D However, if you wish to become a member, bug me or Hasuko and we'll hook you up with a group tag.

"So let it be written, so let it be done" ;)

Thus Sayeth the LORD (okay, just Viola)

Notice: Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, in the following is purely coincidental (unless of course you are flattered by it, in which case I meant it, even if I have never met you) :-D

A Reading from the Letter of Paul to the Lindens (Chapter 42, verses 6-9):

"And Hasuko found favor in the eyes of the LORD. For He looked down on all her work and all she had made in the past several months. And He saw it was good. Then the LORD directed Hasuko to get on her ass and to depart out from the land of Buffalo Run. To go forth into a new land, a land flowing with milk and honey. And Hasuko did so, bringing all of her naughty bits and her companions' and their wares with them. Lo, Hasuko didst to terraform the land with intentions of a beach theme, rezzing sand, waves, palm trees, and all sorts of animals (sea, land and air). And the LORD (or at least Viola) looked at all Hasuko had done, and it was very good."

Okay, now that I have completely blasphemed, I must now pack for whatever circle of hell I am destined for...BUT before I do that, I bring glad tidings of great joy (or at least great fun), which will be for all people of the grid...

Hasuko cries from offstage, "Get on with it, already!!

Right!!

Midnight Lotus, premier maker of all bits naughty, is honored to announce the opening of their own sim! ("And there was much rejoicing!")

We cordially invite you to the Midnight Lotus region as we partake of said rejoicing in the form of an All-Day Grand Opening. The celebration will be held this Thursday, August 21st (or, 21 August if you prefer)

Festivities will include: a region-wide treasure hunt, dancing and musical entertainment in the Tantra Lounge provided by various DJ's, a 7Seas tournament (it seemed to be a good idea, yannow, since, like, the place has a beach with like, water and all...)

OH! and did I mention THE SHOPPING!?

There is a plethora of other stores there for you to sate your acquisitive desires, including: Negko Designs, VenDetta, Alyssa Bijoux Jewelry, and much more!

And when it's time for you and that special someone to get out of the sun, there are all sorts of hidden and sexy places to find and explore in, and well...ahem. ;-)

To conclude, we do hope you'll join us on the 21st of August at this Island of Intrigue, this Lagoon of Love, this Tropical Titillation that is Midnight Lotus

I will also post the schedule of events here for the day shortly, so stay tuned!